tagged/hnt
Tagged by yummy Venting Housewife, I’m supposed to name 8 things that I would have in a perfect partner.
- knows what to do when I have a live chicken in my hands and I say, “did you know it’s Half-Nekkid Thursday?”
- practical enough to make the rent, dress & take care of himself; but not so materialistic that money and clothes are an end unto itself
- creative or has an artistic side
- funny – or at least gets my jokes
- knows:
- when to be a gentleman (almost all of the time) and
- when to hold me down and pound me like the slut that I am
- must be good looking – but not too good looking if you know what I mean; good hands, good eyes, good voice, good lips
- must know his way around the hoo-hoo
- treats cats and children well, even when no one is looking
- is willing to do 4 b), regularly
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