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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Penis!

1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the penis.
2. The penis has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by the penis.
4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing the penis.
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by the penis.
6. The penis can’t sweat.
7. The penis never said ‘Play it again, Sam’.
8. It’s bad luck for a flag to touch the penis.
9. To check whether the penis is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten the penis will sink, and fresh the penis will float.
10. The most dangerous form of the penis is the bicycle.