HNT Visits ‘the bare frame’
While Monsieur was out of town, I was talking to this guy who really knows how to treat a lady.
the bare frame, who can be seen in a great deal of his glory and altogether, right here. You can see why he’s so good at treating a girl right.
Photographically, of course! Shut UP!!!
For example, there is a shot I did with my regular photographer, Special K. Special K is the person who usually does my pictures. Not the cooter shot, I did that myself. And I think there was one more; I don’t like looking at myself so I’m not going to look for it. Special K does good stuff, and this could have been up last September when I originally did it, but I just didn’t like this one. I don’t really have a reason why. It didn’t go in the blog.
There was this ugly shampoo bottle behind me in the shower. There was soapy scum on the tile. It looked … trashy. I can be a slut for a guy but I can’t be trashy for the world. This girl didn’t look that good. I don’t like the whole wet T-shirt thing anyway; I did it at this concert (rather drunk at age 19, I was sophomore in so many ways). I don’t wanna be the roadhouse trash. I’d rather just be the nice girl next door who is a bit of tease.
I don’t put a lot of thought into the HNT stuff. I usually am sitting there and Special K ad I are talking, and she made me laugh and made wine come out my nose (timing is everything) and I’ll laugh really hard, get embarrassed, have a sneezing fit and then fall over. Then there will be a pause, and I’ll say, “Aaaahh…” and then a little tremor of laughter again, then a few aftershocks, and I’ll say, “OK. Get the camera phone.”
We’ll knock out a quick shot or two, then she hands me the phone, I go through them and see which one is good. I make sure nothing in the background is visible that can identify send the good one to myself
Anyways, here’s what tbf managed to do with it:
My happy ass, revisited
He did some great stuff with a couple of my previous images, too. Like I said, he knows how to treat a lady. Stop by, girls, and give him a holler. Tell them you were compelled to visit him by the passion of a Yearning Heart.
Many HNTers out there take a lot of time composing and arranging heir contributions; I certainly don’t. If I do any composing or arranging it’s after the fact, either removing my single tiny tattoo.
Fun Contest!! Sorry, this contest is over. See comment.
My tattoo is in a place that’s not often on camera but very frequently seen in public – and not my face – guess where, blogites? Submit your answer below in the comments I crave you to write. The first winner gets prize that I shall select, but something very special that I have held in my own hand.
Probably an old T-shirt.
(Laundered, of course; ew.)
I mean it, y’allz. Guess where my tattoo is, and I’ll send ya a prize* that you can hold in your hand, make a pillowcase out of, or whatevaz.
* Where is My Tattoo? Official Contest rules:
No purchase necessary. Anyone who has already seen my single tattoo in another photo or in real life, or heard me speak of it already, is ineligible to play. Family members or employees of the Yearning Heart, subsidiaries, affiliated companies, and agents and the immediate family (defined as parents, children, siblings, grandparents) of each such employees, and all those with whom such employees are domiciled, are STRICTLY ineligible.
How to Enter: Post your answer in the comment section on this page, using your Google or Blogger ID, or anonymously with link to your web site or profile page. More than one entry from any person will void all entries from that person.
Winning contestants outside the Canada, Mexico, or the US and its territories must pay postage via PayPal; US servicemen and women must have a valid FPO or APO box for delivery. We do not ship to countries on the OFAC list.
Entrant must be 18 years of age as of Half-Nekkid Thursday, October 26, 2006. To recieve the prize, entrant must supply a mailing address. To enter the post a comment
Employees of the Yearning Heart, her parents, subsidiaries, affiliated companies, and agents and the immediate family (defined as parents, spouse, children, siblings, grandparents) of each such employees, and all those with whom such employees are domiciled, are NOT eligible.
Judging Criteria: Each entrant selected as a potential winner must comply with all terms and conditions set forth in these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all such requirements. The prize winner will be the first correct answer to the question outlined above. The contest will be judged by The Yearning Heart. Participants agree to be bound by these rules and the decision of the judge, whose decisions is final. Potential winners will be notified via post to this blog, and will be required to contact me via the e-mail address on my Blogger profile. If a potential winner cannot be contacted and does not reply with appropriate affidavit and contact information within fourteen (14) days after the winner is announced, an alternate entrant will be selected in his or her place from all entries received.
Prizes: The following prizes will be awarded:
Official Prize Schedule
Number of Prizes: 1 (one)
Entry Deadline: November 1, 2006, 12:00 midnight US Central Time (GMT -6:00).
Prize: an ordinary household object that is currently owned by the Yearning Heart and which is to be selected at random later by the Yearning Heart. plus a choice of either a) being featured on How the Heart Approached What It Yearns, or b) a thank you letter.
Approximate Retail Value: ($) 1.00
Number of Prizes: 1 (one)
Total Approximate Retail Value of All Prizes: $1. the Yearning Heart is not responsible for a lost or mutilated prize and none will be replaced. Prize is nontransferable and must be accepted as awarded. No cash or other substitution may be made. All taxes, fees and surcharges on prizes are the sole responsibility of winner.
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